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Michelle Jiskra
Artist | Hobbyist | Varied
United States
I do many forms of art, including drawing, photography, baking, literature, plushie making, and working with polymer clay. I also make avatars when the mood strikes me. If you want to see something, let me know!

I was born in 1984 and am currently married to Koenken. We live with my parents due to the crummy economy and have 2 cats and no children as of yet. I enjoy reading, anime, manga, kitties, and spending time with my husband. I am a Christian and serve in the church, but I will not look down on you if you do not believe what I do. If I am not on here I will likely be on Facebook or busy doing my job as a housewife!
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So yeah, I haven't done much here in a while. While there are many reasons for that, i will save the "text wall" for another time. Meanwhile I will do this:

Taken from :iconk-koji:'s journal.......

1.You're driving  away from a severe hurricane and you see three people at a bus stop. One is an old lady and she's sick. One is your best friend and he saved your life. And the third is the love of your life. Now, you only have room for one person in your car, which one do you take with you?

Firstly, I would not likely be driving a car as i do not currently have a license, but I'll play along. My answer? I would get out of the car and let my friend and the older lady in the car. My love and i would stay and try to survive, if possible. I'm pretty good at surviving.

2. Do you smile more than you frown?  
Nope. Mostly my face is pretty blank, mostly due to my upbringing. But i suppose i would frown a bit more than i smile, as i tend to be more "pessimistic" (my husband calls me that; I beleive I am more of a realist).

3. How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?
Infinite, if we are including negative numbers.

4.4. Even if they are starving, natives living in the Arctic will never eat a penguin's egg. Why not?

I have not researched or lived in their culture, so I do not know, but my guess is that it is either a religious reason, or because they are so connected to the Earth. Or you could be just lying to me, too.

5. Why are 1990 American dollar bills worth more than 1989 American dollar bills?

Why should I care. I have little money.

6. 6. In what year did Christmas and New Year's fall in the same year?

According to my friend Google, this is a trick question. Next.

7. 7. If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking?

This question is irrelevant, although you would likely know a wink from a blink due to an exaggerated expression of the eye and face.

8. 8. Why are the adjectives 'fast as' and 'slow as' often used in conjunction with hell, is hell slow or fast?

The sayings were born the same way most are, and they made sense at the time, and in the context they were used.

9. 9. A taxi driver was called to take a group of passengers to the train station. The station is normally an hour away, but with traffic being extra heavy, it took a full hour and a half. On the return trip the traffic was still as heavy and yet it took only 90 minutes. Why?

90 minutes IS an hour and a half, unless I am missing something.

10. :10. What is one thing that all wise men, regardless of their religion or politics, agree is between heaven and earth?

Define WISE.

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Jasperinity Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2015
Happy birthday! :D
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HearseGurl Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2015
Happy Birthday! :iconspinningcakeplz:
Also Congratz on your 10th DA Anniversary! :D
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Lintu47 Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
Misc Emoji (Happy Birthday Bunny n Bear) [PMotes] by Jerikuto
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birthdays Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2015
:woohoo: :party: :iconcakelickplz: !!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!! :iconcakelickplz: :party: :woohoo:

It's December 4th which means it's that time of the year again and your special day is here! We hope you have an awesome day with lots of birthday fun, gifts, happiness and most definitely, lots of cake! Here's to another year!

Many well wishes and love from your friendly birthdays team :love:

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This birthday greeting was brought to you by: silber-englein
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Koenken Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2015  Professional General Artist
Thanks for the faves.
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birthdays Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2014
:woohoo: :party: :iconcakelickplz: !!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!! :iconcakelickplz: :party: :woohoo:

It's December 4th which means it's that time of the year again and your special day is here! We hope you have an awesome day with lots of birthday fun, gifts, happiness and most definitely, lots of cake! Here's to another year!

Many well wishes and love from your friendly birthdays team :love:

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This birthday greeting was brought to you by: kyture
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Koenken Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2014  Professional General Artist
Thanks for all the faves. :hug:
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Koenken Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2014  Professional General Artist
Thanks again for the faves. :hug:
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Koenken Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2014  Professional General Artist
Thanks for the faves. :hug:
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